National ask ur bestie to be ur parter day
Hey, you know it’s April 7th right
The best people are born on this day. Just know if you're born today you are the best .
Its also national marcus moo day. If you know someone named marcus moo, give em some appreciation.
Ex. 1: Wow you're born on april 7th thats sick
Ex.2: i love you marcus moo
aw thanks dude
The day the mfs who pull the MOST were born. People born on this specific date are scientifically proven to me exceptionally attractive, intelligent, popular, and basically every good trait. Wonder beings, as they’re scientifically named, are proven to be perfect in every way
Person: who is that sexy mf over there 😜🥵👀
Friend: thats *****, i heard they were born on April 7th
Person: Oh so THATS why everyone is asking for their autograph
National Colie has to show you her boobs day
Person 1: Hey Colie! you know what today is? April 7th!!
Colie: Every year 😒
a lot of people are born on this day
why are so many people born on this day there’s too many
“Hey, why are so many people born on april 7th?”
“I don’t know, but 2 of my friends, a teachers daughter at my school, and my friends brother’s born on april 7th.”
National give your boyfriend a blowjob day
“it’s april 7th, time for a blowjob”
April 7th is national send your boyfriend 6 new fully naked body pics
Dude it’s april 7th, you have to