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Grabbing your or another mans penis with a wet hand...
Dude, they ran out of paper towels in the shitter so I had to aquaman that shit.
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After ejaculating, the perhaps bored male will allow his semem to cover his hand as much as possible. Now the male reveals his hands to himself, a mirror or his partner, spreading his fingers so the semen makes his fingers look webbed and yells "I am Aquaman!"
Female: So after you cum what do you do with all the semen?
Male: Well usually to entertain myself i enjoy going to the mirror and pretending i'm Aquaman!
Female: ...Can i be Aquawoman?
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An Airplane. When an idiot is trying to say its a bird, its a plane, its aquaman. An airport is the aqualair.
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After ejaculating, the perhaps bored male will allow his semem to cover his hand as much as possible. Now the male reveals his hands to himself, a mirror or his partner, spreading his fingers so the semen makes his fingers look webbed and yells "I am Aquaman!"
Female: So after you cum what do you do with all the semen?
Male: Well usually to entertain myself i enjoy going to the mirror and pretending i'm Aquaman!
Female: ...Can i be Aquawoman?
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When a man engages in sexual activity in the shower and semen covers his or her toes causing the toes to appear webbed like Aquaman.
My girl is gonna be a good swimmer now that I gave her the Aquaman!!
angry pirate,blowjob,facial,money shot,skeetaquaman,semen
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When you fuck your friends girl so good she gushes like all the seven seas, when your friend walks in and catches you, you mind fuck him so hard he act like a fish while you proceed to hide in the bathtub
Guy 1: what are you doing with my girl?!?!
Guy 2: You know exatly what I'm doing, FOR I AM THE KING OF ATLANTIS!!!!! and I am Aquamanning you
Guy 1: what wha--
Guy 2:Woop woop woop woop *runs into bathroom*
A DC comics superhero with the amazing ability to breath underwater and talk...to...fish...
Aquaman:I'm sorry wonderwoman, my ability to talk to fish is of no use to us now.
Wonderwoman:No shit, fish-boy!
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