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Small town in upstate NY that has more cows than people. Only dry town in NY. Hillbillies party in fields and barns. Lots of teens die in drunk driving accidents. The Big hang out is Stewart's where people chill with their shit smelling boots and debate what is better ford or Chevy.
Hi I'm from Argyle NY
Isn't that the dry town?
Yeah unfortunally
at least you don't have to worry about careless teens driving drunk.
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A school with the best football team ever. It is tradition if you meet someone from argyle you must praise them. They also have other god tier sports teams, and a very good band. Argyle high school is a 4A DV1 school with 2 football state championships in 2013 and 2020.
Kid 1: Hey, what school do you go to bro?
Bro: I go to argyle highschool.
Kid 1: *praises*
When two men cum on a woman's face. The criss-crossing semen makes an argyle pattern.
Jamal and Tyrell straight-up gave that bitch an argyle sock. She was wiping cum off her face for weeks.
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shit team shit fans enough said
where r they in the league?
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this is a type of sweater that is very common but when found you cant just help but saying THE ARGYLE SWEATER.
Jim:hey man i wanna go get(says in rather loud voice) THE ARGYLE SWEATER.
John: dude i think you really need some help.
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An argyle sweater is a knitted article of clothing with a diamond shape pattern. It is typically seen or worn by shallow douche bags that attempt to look wealthier and more important than they really are.
Robbie: Man, I'm thinking of buying an Argyle Sweater.
Timothy: What? Robbie, Ew.. do you want to look like Mr. Rogers puked all over you?
Robbie: not necessarily, you are right man, I'll just buy a bow tie instead.
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A cute and beautiful young catgirl, who just so happens to be a guy from the anime Re:Zero. Loves cute things, dresses, flowers, and the color blue and hates suits, fathers, isolation, and basements and may or may not be transgender. Prefers to be called Ferris instead of their birthname Felix, and is part of the "league of traps" (recently changed to "league of femboys" to avoid controversy) along with Astolfo, (from Fate) Venti, (From Genshin Impact) Nagisa, (From Assassination Classroom) Chihiro, (From Danganronpa) Luka, (from Steins;Gate) Hideyoshi, (from Baka Test) Kirito, (from Sword Art Online) and Haku. (from Naruto)
Guy 1: Hey, I just watched the first few Episodes of Re:Zero. Man, that catigirl Ferris Argyle is so cute!
Guy 2: Bruh, that's a guy.
Guy 1: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
*Guy 1 does research*
Guy 1: Uh, reddit, tumblr, and twitter all agreed that Ferris is a girl...
Guy 2: Fine then, believe what you want to believe. All headcanons are valid anyways as long as you don't claim that your headcanon is the REAL canon.
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