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Nickname for NBA basketball player Shaquille O'Neill
Shaquille O'Neill scored a double double against the Knicks, and then got all philosophical with the reporters in the post game interview. He's the Big Aristotle, yo!
A cost paid by childless people that subsidises the children of others.
Lacie: So, we had 8 adult meals and my 4 kids’ meals so...let’s split the bill 8 ways.
Childless people: Looks like we got fucked on the Aristotle tax again
Considered as classifying ethics for Western philosophy, Aristotle proposed a system to which one could live a happy life. However, he wrote while sober. Ethics done while inebriated clouds good judgment, thus confounding the possibility for a happy life. The genesis for this typically takes place in bars late in the evening.
Nathan: Man, all that Jagermiester hit me so hard last night I took home my best friend's daughter. It was her 18th birthday last night, you know...
Daren: Man, you totally pulled a drunken Aristotle! That sucks!
Nathan: I know! I can't wait to drink again so it seems OK.
A Special Software that enables Teachers to put fear into every one of their students using a computer by being able to spy on them and watch whatever they are doing. Great for giving your Students Paranoia when they use a computer in our classroom.
Student: Can you please stop using Aristotle Student, it's giving me anxiety whenever i enter your classroom
Teacher: *lists 25 bullshit reasons why they need to spy on them*
"to go aristotle" (v.): Feeling compelled to obsessively categorize everything & everyone a person encounters to make sense of the world.
"Not that I'm going aristotle, but I'm more into ambient post-shoegaze benzo metal, not hardcore proto-country hip-hop so much."
A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.
guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?
Aristotle is the username of a real cutie and personally one of Cheri’s best friends. They are married to Luca’ and is genuinely a real ass cutie. They are an amazing person and Cheri wishes that they would never lose Aristotle.
Aristotle should really wear pink more often. It looks cute on them.
