praying to the church of armitage

Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.

Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage

Mr Armitage

The most awesome teacher you could ask for,✨ y o u ‘ r e l u c k y✨

Kid in my class: gm Mr avocado
Everyone: 👁👁
Him: it’s Mr Armitage!

Zak Perry-Armitage

Zak Perry-Armitage is a retard who had a meltdown because some kids wouldn’t let him look at them or grope them naked.

Zak Perry-Armitage is a retarded nonce.