armpit

Something i know you wish you could lick, but never got the chance to.

Guy number 1: Hey bro can i get a lick of your armpit
Guy number 2: WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WHO ARE YOU
Guy number 1: Come on, just one little lick
*calls the police*
Police: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy number 2: HELP, a man broke into my house and wants to lick my armpit
Police: Deal with it asshole

*hangs up*
the End

Armpits

The reason for most men being lonely virgins.

Look at his armpits! he must be a loner.

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Armpit

Another name for an excuse, because while everybody has armpits/excuses, they all stink.

I don't mean to be an armpit, but my shoulder kinda hurts...

I don't care if you didn't do your homework, stop being an armpit!

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Spicy Armpits

The uncomfortable feeling you get in your armpits when you feel anxious or nervous.

As the teacher went around collecting homework, i started to get spicy armpits.

Armpit of Texas

Port Arthur, TX. Known as "the armpit of Texas" due to being a rather down-trodden, highly polluted, industrial and depressed town. Port Arthur is in far east Texas, not very far from the Louisiana border.

Janis Joplin was a really cool singer, but she was from Port Arthur, known as the armpit of Texas.

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armpit

dirty, unappealing place.

"This cheap motel is an absolute armpit!"

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The Armpit of the South

The Armpit of the South is a nickname for the state of Mississippi. Known for poverty and its very poor reputation in health and education rankings.

He's from the Armpit of the South. You know, Mississippi.

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