ASA

Awkward Sexual Advances

Drunken girl w/ hand on your knee: Im having a party for 2 at my place. You are invited.

You: Um.... your drunk.

Drunk Girl: Your Sexy. Lets have sex. I like sexy time time with you.

You avoid eye contact and try to escape her ASA

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Short for 'awesome' and inspired by cartman. ASA is pronounced 'ahh-saaa' ... kinda like a retard would say it. ASA is also shortened for use in text messages and IMs. ASA can also be spelled lower-case (i.e. asa)

synonyms: great, excellent, impressive, fascinating, incredible, marvelous, shocking, stunning, surprising, unbelievable, wonderful, breathtaking.

That donkey show was fucking ASA!

Want to go smoke some of that ASA chronic you just got in the mail?

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Film speed rating. (American Standards Association)

All-purpose film is 400 ASA.

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A gimpy litlle mother fucker who hits on all the girls and leaves none for me that rotten scumbag.

Asa stole the love of my life, Hallie. You son of a bitch. (Tiffer)

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Somkebody who has hooked up with 92% of his female peers; a manwhore. Especially attentive to those in middle school.

"He is such an Asa, sleeping with all of those eighth graders."

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Aspen Stoners Accosiation

the group of high school/college and other young adults who live in Aspen, Colorado and who are stoners.

They smoke a lot of marijuana, any one belonging to ASA most likely smokes ganj every single day.

Reppin' ASA. Jah rastafari

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me

come on asa i want the knife to die

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