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A boy who is sexy and has a lovely personality.
Example:I have a boyfriend called asif 😍
He is just right.
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A wrinkly, tired old man. Doesn't sleep much. Also talks and laughs wayy too much for his own good. Is also a little bit of a perv!
Asif needs to sleep really badly!
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Two definitions are often in association with this word. The first of which is a Chump which simply put is someone who bails out on their friends. The second being the Blitz and as coined in How I Met Your Mother involves the "blitz" to leave the group of friends, causing the laws of awesomeness to increase 10 fold.
Damn that Asif leaving again... Oh shit Free Food & Hot Chicks today!!!!!
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When you pass out & forget to brush your teeth, you wake with fuzzy teeth & a festering smell on your breath that would knock a donkey off a cart, 'as if' you ate a steaming man terd whilst sleeping.
Woah, what happened to you last you last night? Your breath smells 'as if' you ate a pound of shit." "Sorry baby, I've got the ASIFS, forgot to brush my teeth last night.
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A person who likes to help everyone, lives a simple and boring life, although is respected by everyone.
Ali was having problems with chemistry, hence “Mustafa Asif” provided him with notes and motivation.
A fucking pewny twerp who goes to brother Andre and thinks he is top shit and thinks he has all the mans in the world, he can’t fight his own fights because he is a pussy, he steals shit but when someone steals off of him he snitches on everyone, nobody likes him, he is a no life, drug abusing fucking loser, who has no life and should probably switch schools.
Hey Yash Asif, why did you steal my stuff
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