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The art of a straight man indulging in the fine art art of anal sex with either a man or a woman.A fetish or obession.A person that loses all sense of pride when it comes to ass.
The other night Don and I went drinking,got wasted and passed out back at Don's.I woke up in the morning with a unplesant surprise of Don trying to push his jell-o like dick in my ass.Upon explanation Don confessed he can't help himself he is a ass goblin and just likes ass of all kinds.
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A skinny pale blonde girl who will and has crawled up many ass's. Ass goblins live in Northern California and are invading everywhere.
I seen this hot girl in a white jeep today. " watch out shes an ass goblin"
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Also finds loose change in the couch.
Hey Mike, have you seen my quarter? Na man, your ass goblin must have engulfed it.
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An ass hat/ass clown (see ass clown.; A small goblin who dwells in and on your ass!
"Marc and travis are ass goblins" "Holy crap did you see that ass goblin,it ran into his rectum!"
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The big giant in prison who salivates over anyone who like they can be dominated. Sometimes runs in packs.
ref:Famous Ass Goblins- Damon from Friday after next, Schillenger from OZ, The Sisters from Shawshank Redemption, Nasty Nate from Half Baked ect.
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Ass Goblin - A being that goes out of his way to be like a singular person. He will dress, eat/drink, suddenly have same interests as that person. They try to keep themselves low profile by blending their style with that person's just to make it look like it has always been their own style.
WARNING - Ass Goblins are like roaches; you can't get rid of them buggers without being FUBAR...
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Little creatures that live in your butt who come out at night to steal or hide things on you.
The ass goblins stole my Anthropology paper!
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