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1. Eat grapes, but only half of each
2. Take a taco bell taco from your friend, take a bite off of the the bottom, and then give it back.
He decided to Assert Dominance while at taco bell, because the employees wouldn't play Despacito.
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to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.
person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes
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When you take your friend's burrito and eat it and not letting him have it back at any cost.
Teo died attempting asserting dominance, but failed leaving his friend with a tasty burrito.
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when you take hold of your friends cock give it a squeeze while moaning honk honk and claim it as your own, this also works in job interviews...you will get the job
Donte went to the interview he dressed nicely, made sure to assert dominance and made good eye contact the whole time...he got the job
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The act of observing people as they proceed with an activity or action, absolutely refusing to offer an opinion or advice, then after the work is complete if any changes are suggested the passive assertive person will explain that's what they would have done in the first place.
"We've been working on this for a week, you haven't offered a single opinion or suggestion the whole time, and the first time we make a change you can't resist telling us how that's how you would've done it. You're so passive assertive it makes my eyeballs itch."
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One method of getting what one needs. Usually involves having the ghetto "attitude" and threatening one's life. Can be physical or verbal.
(In a Court Room)
Judge, I was not threatening that woman's life...I was being Ghetto Assertive!
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When your teacher asks you to videorecord your iceskating exerciseses after you have completed the session and you are back home checking your handins after taking a shower.
You have to hand in a vidoerecording of the exact same exercisises we just performed, and I saw you execute right infront of me, even tho its too late now and the iceskating session is over and you are back in your apartment checking you mandatory tasks for the semester after taking a shower back at your apartment, so that I can assert dominance.