Assholian Noncerino Retardus

One day, in ancient Rome, a man was named this. He was bullied endlessly and decided it was time to change his name, so he did. There was suddenly a mass depression as Rome was devastated that they couldn't call him any names, so he changed his name back. His name is now immortalized.

"Stop being such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus. Shape up."