a retarded person whose head can be found protruding from their rectum
You like Creed, you're an asstard.
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Someone who is both retarded and an asshole.
That meteorite dude is a total asstard.
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Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!
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1. An insult used by John Ly to verbally inflict pain in others. A combination of the words ass and retard.
That Albert Fall, he's one asstard
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the act of being asstarted-(adj.)to be an ass hole yet seemingly retarted at the same time
to put out asstardery
"dude, why are you mooning people through my car window? your such an asstard!!!!!!
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(adj.) One already having the values of a jackass but conjunctively afflicted with being a complete retard. It is worth noting that one who is asstarded usually has asshole attributes such as a bitch or a dick but failed at life by being I.Q. inept.
"Those guys who designed Internet Explorer 6 were completely asstarded."
"You must be asstarded if you think I'm going to fall into your Cutco Knives/Rainbow Vacuum/Primerica/Avon pyramid scheme..."
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