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The origins of this phrase are unknown but it's commonly used to convey being screwed up the fundament in a 'straight in, no kissin' kind of way - whether the recipient wants it or not.
It's expected that wage earners will be taking an astral in the forthcoming budget."
"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."
"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".
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A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.
John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!
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When your Spirit leaves your Physical body. You get look at yourself from the outside and get to realize how pathetic of a human being you are, and how ugly you actually are , some consider this a superpower others use it when meditating. Usually the Tibetan or Buddist Monks.
Jimmy would you take out the trash, Sort Mom I'm busy doing Astral Projection
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Originally formed from the word “Astral Projection”
The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).
(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")
Dude: "Last night, I was trying to escape my physical body, then suddenly I Astral Projaculated."
Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."
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Although it is not an official category, it would refer to a subgenre within heavy metal which aims to take the listener into an emotional journey, using, to do so, many distinct musical influences, from Ambience music to black/death/doom metal. "Astral Metal" was first used to refer to Maudlin of the Well (maudlin of the Well) as for their genre, but the Encyclopaedia Metallum and Metalstorm, among countless other metal websites, list them under "Avant-Garde Metal".
maudlin of the Well is (or isn't) Astral Metal.
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When you're having sex and you astral project so you can watch from a distance while your physical form and your partner go to town
Remember when Doctor Strange and Christine are in the hospital and he's dying and she's using the defibrilator on him while his astral form fights Kaecilius? Imagine that but Strange and Christine are bumping uglies and Strange is watching from the mirror dimension. That's astral cucking for ya.
"Hey girl imma fuck you so good you go into the dark dimension"
That clothing brand ran by crazy aliens. They showed up on Earth in a UFO with merch to sell 3 years ago.
I bought Astral Apparel from an Alien last week, but I dont have any shoes to match my outift.