August 12th is national vodka day.
Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”
Person 2: “Yassss”
Gayest person alive with the biggest blackest willy ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)
person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!
person2: bro how you know?!
Gayest nigga alive with the biggest blackest dick ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)
person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!
person2: nigga how you know?!
Y/n:Do you know what day it is!
Y/n:12th august
Y/n:Its leas birthday