August 4th are where all the beautiful bitches were born, like me! Also us beautiful bitches are drama queens, but we are mostly loyal.
???:Hey what day is it?
???:August 4th- wait its your bday!
???:Yep!
???:Lucky.
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August 4th is international lmbao day. A day used to celebrate the life and death of the famous chinese hacker, lmbao
OMG it's august 4th, lmbao day. Let's hack into a small family owned store's database and steal all their money in memory of lmbao.
august 4th is the day you’ll meet your soulmate from being a horn dog 😀 it’s okay though, you guys will fall inlove and only be 4 hours away, same age, two months apart.. the person you fall inlove with will love macadamia nut cookies, have a few tummy issues, an incredible dog<3, and love you no matter what. you’ll know he’s the one because you guys will talk abt the exact day you’ll meet eachother in person. he’ll be the best person in your life no matter the ups or downs, because you love him and he loves you regardless how low you guys feel, you’ll feel it together and be together to help. things around you aren’t going to be perfect, but you two together are and will be forever and always, always and forever 💗
august 4th:
you*plays a gaMe and walks up to soon to be soulmate*: waNnA fF?
4th August is the international day of legendary DJs.
Oh boy, it's 4th August! I wanna be the legendary DJ tonight!!
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August 4th is the international day of legendary DJs
Oh boy! It's 4th August, I wanna be the legendary DJ tonight!!
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Day where SnowBunny goes out of her way to ensure she gives her Black Bull a nice relieving Blowjob, or Black Bull can show his SnowBunny and demand it.
If she knows first…
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “You know what today is right” (dropping to knees as unbuttoning his pants)
Black Bull: “No, but I think I’m going to enjoy it”
SnowBunny: (taking his in and out of mouth) “I’m sure you will because it is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so here I am”
Or if he knows first…
Black Bull to SnowBunny: “You know what today is” (unbuttoning pants)
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “Not exactly no, what is it”
Black Bull to SnowBunny: (pulling her head onto his dick) “It is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so don’t miss a drop”
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