Absolutely amazing city in Florida. Oldest city in the United States. Crazy amounts of history. The fact that it's so old/haunted makes it even more appealing. Tons of awesome things to do. The city has an abundant amount of quaint, novel shops. Tons of delicious places to eat. Also, along with Savannah, GA, St.Augustine is one of the most haunted cities in the US. I'm a Floridian, and my family takes weekend trips to this city at least 2 or 3 times a year. It NEVER gets old. Overall totally awesome, and one of my favorite places in Florida.
Just saw St. Augustine on Ghost Hunters the other day.
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What a fucking legend he will fuck you girl then move onto your mum and you will still thank him.
That JOSEPH AUGUSTINE what a lad.
A person who scrapes into conversations but chin first, dragging his giant hunchback in tow
Did you see Augustine bowden today?
Yes his hunchback was seen from the Hubble telescope
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Nation's oldest city. Historic, beautiful, tourist-y... gorgeous beaches, bayfront, historic buildings, "hauntings", ghost tours, horse and carriage, Casa Monica, Flagler College.
St Augustine is also known as St. Auggie doggie!
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A school well known for black student in Blackbrook, St.Helens.
'Hey, i went too St augustines yesterday, i saw this guy called Josh green, he's so black.'
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200-Year-old filmmaker, big vampire tingz innat ๐ง๐ฟ, World-renowned Titty milk connoisseur๐คฑ and fruit loops๐ฆ specialist. Also known for hosting underground racing tournaments with his adopted son Tod ๐๏ธ, Together they Conquer both the Film and NASCAR industry.
๐น๐vai vraer ar it'rs 'k aesae'r, t'rko 'k var'k taeqo 'g vai klaerso aervlaedokt. Tlo uaerbad avk'ar 't rak kadvrokorv uaerb๐ฎ๐น ~ Fabian Augustin
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Lowest percentage of future dole-bludgers in Cairns along with the highest percentage of future doctors. Could single-handedly give Australia the strongest economy in the world if it wasn't for the reject schools like Trinity Bay, Woree and Smithfield causing Cairns to have the most crime and longest lines at centrelink on a Tuesday morning. Often referred to as 'gay' by the fuckwits at other schools when in fact you could get spit-roasted by two abo's any day of the week at Cairns High.
Slave 1: How is our slave-master so rich?
Slave 2: Because he went to Saint Augustines.
Slave 3: And we only went to Trinity Bay.
Saints Man: I didn't pull you out of the centrelink line to converse with each other! Now please continue to attend to the plethora of tasks I have set for you including the picking of the cotton.
Slaves 1, 2 & 3: Yes master.
Saints man: St. Marcellin Champagnat
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints Man: Mary our good mother
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints man: And may we always remember
Slaves: To keep working
Saints Man: And
Slaves: Boost the economy
All: Amen