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This little furry creature that liked to cuddle,dreaming and speak for a second. She’s a Melmacian and Very Furry as Cute Wearing a Green and Purple Dress.
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A total bad-ass kind of guy. Very good looking and the epitome of cool...like in "Vanilla Ice" cool. You get goose bumps and aroused by the mere "thought" of his name. In the Thesaurus, the words Augie Dog are also paired with the words Dynamite, Chuck Norris, Shaft, Super Pimp, Hella Phat....(well, there are actually 97 more pages of paired words). You get the idea. Every young boy dreams of growing up to me an Augie Dog...word!
Do you think Jesus wears a "WWADD" bracelet?
Augie Dog once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now called "The Islands".
OMG! OMG! OMG MOM!!!!! I just heard someone say the words "AUGIE DOG!!" MOM!!!!!!!
Sir, sorry, this is "invitation only." Oh, I am so sorry, did you just say you knew Augie Dog? Well, why didn't you say so?
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that nigga augie is retarded and a fucking cute motherfucker. Affection to his jockey small body is nothing to the father or god named that nigga. Show respect to that nigga augie fore ye head be taken off.
Did you see that nigga augie? He’s a fucking jock
When two gay men are buttfucking each other, and one pulls out, consumes all of this shit off of his penis, then spits it into the other mans mouth, whilst cumming inside of a rabbit.
“Why is his breath so bad?”
“Oh, that’s because he gave Michael a Dirty Augie”
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A fact people agree on and do not have to look up.
Everytime black eye peas drop an album half of the songs are straight up bangers. Homie speaking augie facts!
A fact people agree on and do not have to look up.
Everytime black eye peas drop an album half of the songs are straight up bangers. Homie speaking augie facts!
Holy fucking shit what the fucking hell happens in your brain
Man this guy is an Augie, Walk Away Quickly!