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Dirty Austen

Sneaking out of quarantine during a global pandemic to have unprotected sex in a national park.

I've been going stir crazy ever since the governor shut everything down, but it was nice sneaking into glacier park for a quick dirty Austen last weekend.

by PuppyJack7 April 4, 2020

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Jane Austen

A common synonym for "cold heartless bitch" usually directed toward authors/poets. This term can be interchangeable for anyone who makes you life a living hell for a time period of two to four weeks.

Man, I'm sure glad i got rid of that Jane Austen novel, it almost made me puke.

by Stumpy Lumpy April 18, 2006

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Jane Austen

A female author from the late eighteenth/early nineteenth century known most for her novel Pride and Prejudice. Her novels usually cause groans from high schoolers and are very difficult to re-read because you get everything out of them the first time around. They also prove that she believed love conquered and withstood all.

Person One: Have you re-read your Jane Austen novel for that English paper yet?

Person Two: Have you re-learned your alphabet?

Person One: Touche.

by Mademoiselle_11 June 30, 2011

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Tom Austen

A manipulative dick who does whatever it takes to benefit him, regardless of who he screws over. He will screw over anyone and everyone as long as he get what he wants (gets his willy wet). He will 'date' multiple girls and sweet talk them by telling them what he thinks they want to hear. Then when he screws them over he will claim it to be a mistake or accident.

Tom Austen Basically a fuck boy

by Bantaaaaas March 9, 2016

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Alex Austen

An Alex Austen is generally someone who likes to step on cats heads and put spaghetti through lizards ear holes. He also likes to sit on his brothers penis and give him sloppy toppy. His father typically has pockets as deep as the Mariana Trench.

Oh that guys such an Alex Austen!

by spagety in lizards ears March 26, 2021

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Austen Abdullah Anton

3 Boyfriends who never stop playing with each other they hate everyone else and burp in each other face

Austen Abdullah Anton are sucking off eachother

by BabaTunde Man April 25, 2021


Austen Lee Tucker

A gay boy who thinks they are smart and can get girls. But in the end he is wrong. He can be very sensitive and twitches. He even might have his own sister measure his 1 incher. But in the end he is a cool friend to have.

Me: is the Austen Lee Tucker
Another person: I heard he was gay

by RebelZ06 August 25, 2021