Australia, a place that doesnβt exist and is completely fake, or so flat earthers think.
Person 1: hey dude did you know Australia isnβt real?
Person 2: no way man.
Person 3: both of you are stupid.
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The only country in the world you can bag out on international television and will laugh instead of getting insulted and demanding apologies
The Simpsons, Family guy, South Park,
Australia
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Simply the best country in the world. Yeah, some of us do live in the country with kangaroos hopping by. Like me. I do. But the majority of us live in beautiful cities by our beautiful beaches that I know you are all jealous of because our beaches rock.
We have a friendly rivalry with New Zealand. Kiwis, we really do love you. You had our backs in WW, (ANZACs all the way!) and we will always have your backs, so if you think we hate you, you're wrong. We secretly love you. But we still flog ass in rugby :P
But you have better accents than us.
Anyway.
Australians are very laid back, friendly, open people that will basically welcome you into their homes if you just go knocking on their doors. But don't do that, they might freak out. Strangers will smile at you and say hello on the streets, especially in Perth. Strangers will wave to you as they drive past in the country. So if you're not accustomed to amazing hot people that wave and smile at you, then don't come to Australia.
Person 1: Who is that hot awesome sexy talented tanned friendly waving person over there?
Person 2: That's an Australian.
Person 1: And who is that hot awesome sexy talented tanned friendly person with the sick accent over there? They're great. But they suck at rugby.
Person 2: That's a Kiwi.
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A country that has proper infastructure and cars. Kangaroos and koalas aren't used as means of transport.
HOORAH FOR COLD BEER!
Australian accents are hot, unlike pussy American ones.
Australia is cool :)
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Australia, or 'Straya', Is the only country in the world where people can go around calling each other cunts. Whether it be friends, family, work mates or randoms. it is considered a greeting and is commonly used. Australians use the word cunt when they are: At the local Footy, Pissed at the local footy, playing a game with the local footy team, At a local BBQ supporting the local footy team or any other team involving sports. Commonly used with a Carlton Draught in Hand. May also be spelt as Kent
Get me another Australian Draught cunt
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A place far from everything, including reason.
Holy fuck bro, Australia is really far away.
yeah, and Kangaroos run everything.
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