Austria

Germany's little brother

1: Where are you from?
2: Austria
1: Ah, you're german
2: No, I'm his little brother

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Austria

Germanany's stepbro

Ur Austrian meaning ur from Australia

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Austria

Basically South Germany. Not to be confused with Australia.

Austria is the home of such visionaries as Hitler, Mozart, and Schwarzenegger.

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AUSTRIA

a very beautiful country in europe, famous for the ALPS and the amazing scenery, good music, fantastic food and gorgeous girls!
the best skiers are from austria! arnold schwarzenegger is too! mozart is ! sigmund freud (the sex-obsessed psychoanalysist) is ! red bull aswell! and beautiful heidis!

A: i am going to switzerland this winter!
B: are you stupid! all the cool boarders are going to austria! it´s much cooler!

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AUSTRIA

Steyr AUG. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Joseph Haydn, Franz Schubert, Sigmund Freud, Ferdinand Porsche, Erwin Schrödinger, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Karl Landsteiner and a shit load of other dope mutherfuckers were born in Austria. Although it has had many awesome people it has also been the birthplace to one asshole who went by the name of Adolf Hitler. Austria, however, isn't the only county to be the birthplace to a mega douche bag thanks to Canada giving the world Justin Bieber.

me: Hi, I'm from Austria!
asshole: I've always wanted to go to Australia!
me: FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! AUSTRIA NOT..... FUCK YOU!!!

AUSTRIA

Mistake for AUSTRALIA.

Girl: That's my boyfriend. He's from Austria.
Boy: Australia. *facepalm*

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austria

Where Nazi leader Adolf Hitler was born and raised.

austria, the home of hitler

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