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Once a British colony, located near New Zealand. Once lost a war to emus.It's the home of Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger. People also say Hitler is from here but everyone knows Hitler is from Germany. Other famous things from Austria are that everything is upside down, marmite, which tastes like ass. And the outback, aswell it's evolutionary statement in which it's trying to make everything dangerous. Oh, and don't forget spiders
Person 1 "I heard that Hitler is from Australia."
Person 2 "That's Austria retard."
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Girl: That's my boyfriend. He's from Austria.
Boy: Australia. *facepalm*
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Country ajoining Germany. Home of infamous leader Adolf Hitler, captured by Nazi Germany in the world wars.
Austria is a relatively small country with a beautiful countryside.
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1: Where are you from?
2: Austria
1: Ah, you're german
2: No, I'm his little brother
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the poor man's germany, often (rightfully) overlooked because is has literally nothing going for it. austrians WILL deny this, but they've always striven to be as classy as german people are, which is why they are so bitter about them. the truth is, not even their most famous "celebrity", hitler, liked it there, which is why he hightailed it outta there. austrian's will pride themselves in having spawned personalities as great as mozart and freud, but we all know freud was a creepy bastard with problems, and mozart considered germany (or what passed as germany back then) his home country. they also like to marry their own family members over there or at least have an unhealthy fixation on incest (proof: the habsburger dynasty and freud).
often mistaken for australia, since some people in america, who have no clue about countries in europe, keep mistaking it for australia
keep trying it, austria. ;)
misguided dude: i was planning a trip to austria.
friend: don't even bother. go to germany instead.
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me: what do you think of austria?
person on omegle: don't you mean australia?
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Germanany's stepbro
Ur Austrian meaning ur from Australia
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