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the little yellow autobot that always ends up getting a fucking human companion (and in a few incarnations he has lost his voice)
sam: so your my guardian bumblebee autobot:yep
The Autobots Medical Officer, Ratchet is a Hummer H2 and is one of Optimus Prime's closest friends. Being created before Optimus, Ratchet learned to repair and soon joined the Autobots.
*Sniffs* Hmm, the boy's faremone level suggest he wants to mate with the Female.-Autobot Ratchet
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the little yellow autobot that always ends up getting a fucking human companion
bumblebee autobot the little yellow autobot that always ends up getting a fucking human companion
When you have your friends hide in the room during intercourse and say "Autobots, rollout!" and your friends all leave. You should say this during intercourse and continue (if you're not dying of laughter) having intercourse while they leave the premises.
"Autobots, rollout!" *all friends exit*
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The one true threat to the dominance of limecat.
The clock spider is dead! Long live Lopsided Autobot!
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Somebody who plays shooting games but looks down or otherwise disapproves of the use of Free Aim, usually because they themselves cannot Free Aim.
Tim: He sent me a text that said "You need Defensive Mode for the Health Buff" when he started losing
Bob: Yep, what an AutoBot.