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1. someone upon whom incredibly attractive physical characteristics have been bestowed
2. a very tasty mild "fruit" with a faint buttery texture. The word avocado originates from the Aztec word for testicle, in reference to the shape of the fruit.
person 1: mmm, mmm, MMM angela, did you see that avocado in bio today?
person 2: OH GOD!! He's so HOT!
I enjoy avocados.
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A female you would be down to fuck. One which is worthy of being nutted into
Cesar: "Damn bro look at that avocado"
OwenFerguson:" you're right cesar that's an avocado. JD avocado or rotten avocado?"
JD:"Hell yes avocado"
Mark:"I heard There was an avocado."
Albert: "oh look Cesar's with the avocado wtf that was quick"
*Cesar scores the avocado and goes home to PIPE
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Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of an avocado you idiot. If you're looking this up, you have a one millimeter defeater, STEVE.
Me: Avocados are fucking disgusting.
Millennials: DIE, YOU FOOLISH MORTAL.
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A person who has a fully functional car but for whatever reason is unable to drive it.
"Maybe we could borrow Philippa's car, she's an avocado since that breath test incident"
"One more speeding ticket and I'm an avocado"
"He can't drive, but he does avocado"
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An indisputably awesome food that is versatile, healthy, and manly. Useful in salads, Mexican food, baked potatoes, sex, omelettes, and even popcorn. Also invaluable in a vegetarian/vegan diet. 95 percent of avocados grown in the US come from California.
Should be considered the most MANLY FOOD EVER due to these facts:
At one point, it was also known as the alligator pear. Your penis is already jealous.
Its name is derived from the Aztec word for testicle.
A small avocado provides one's body with more usable protein than a huge steak because the proteins in the steak are deranged and mostly unavailable to the liver.
Women love it on their faces.
NOTE: Despite the belief of some, the so-called "popular belief" that the avocado is a vegetable is (1) not common at all, and (2) better applied to the more common and wimpy tomato. Hence, the use of the term "avocado" to describe a homosexual who appears heterosexual is misplaced and not warranted.
Actually, us vegans get MORE protein. Props to avocados.
You made guacamole?! I love you!
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Avocado is a delicious fruit, sometimes confused for a vegetable, but definitely a fruit. It comes with its own handy bio-degradable packaging, so no need to wrap it in plastic. Under no circumstances should it ever be cooked. This is a direct order from heaven. It is perfect as it is and cooking it is a literal sin and a crime against humanity. Enjoy uncooked, raw, cold, fresh from the tree or not warm.
"This avocado is cooked burn this place down!"
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