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To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.
“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.
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Per Barney Stintson - An away gamer is an act of male masturbation, preceded by sitting on one's "business" hand until it becomes numb, therefore simulating a handjob
Okay, we're going to pretend that we've never sat on our left hand until it gets numb for an away gamer
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The first sentence in Minecraft Awesome Parodys's music video Mine Diamonds
ok. i'm doing take on me now.
it sounds really good.
MINING AWAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
The art of walking like a drag queen.
An alternative to goodbye.
The height of coolness
Gareth said goodbye to Amy and proceeded to Sashay Away.
Miriam said to Sarah, Sashay Away - I'll see you later.
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There are at least two definitions of that expression:
1) "to wish away something" means to turn a blind eye on something, to forget it, to pretend as if you are not concerned by that and like everything is just fine , to ignore, to act as if it doesn't bother or harm you
2) "to wish something away" or "to wish away" sometimes means to detach oneself from reality and to fall into your own dreams, to dream a lot about something.
1) But you cannot WISH AWAY your illness when it is not convenient for you or for someone else. Inevitably, the headaches got worse, as did the fatigue. I started taking more and more sick leave. I am not a mind reader, but I got a distinct sense of my boss' disapproval every time I took time off.
2) Skin the sun
Fall sleep
Wish away
The soul is cheap (K. D. Cobain)
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If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down
On one knee
Marry me today
Yes, I'm wishing my life away
With these things I'll never say (A. Lavigne)
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n honor of Tom Hanks in the movie "Cast Away." When too much heat and friction builds up during double penetration and it can no longer be endured, one of the men screams, " I..... have....made FIRE!!!!" Bonus points are earned if Wilson is watching.
Porn Stars frown upon performing The Cast Away. It rubs their dicks raw after just a couple photo shoots!
My buddy and I are pretty close friends, but I never thought we would do The Cast Away together... damn that shit burned!
"I can't figure out why my wife gets turned on every time we watch a Tom Hanks movie. Did someone run a Cast Away on her or something?"
At first we thought we'd picked up a nasty bitch when it started to burn, but then we figured out we were pulling an accidental Cast Away.
"Look Bro, unless you want to experience The Cast Away, you better throw some more lube on our junks right now!"
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An anime movie about a 10-year-old girl who gets trapped in a spirit world and tries to save her parents. A wonderful movie; the imagination and story is really cool!
Spirited Away is one of my favorite movies.
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