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Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period
Dude last night I did the Patrick Bateman with this chick.
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God.
During tough times I pray to Patrick Bateman.
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An actor who is known for his role as Michael Bluth in "Arrested Development". He was a teen heartthrob in his young years especially in "Teen Wolf Too".
Me: You got the tickets?
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!
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A town on the South Coast of Australia, popular with tourists over the warmer months. It doesn't have much going for it except for the Bay Soldiers Club and the Bayview - which sees local bogans mix with fully sik hectic bros from Canberra for a few wild hours until lockout at 12am. The oval opposite the country club is a known hot spot for parties, and interstate private school lowies can be found wandering no where in particular at all hours on the main arterial roads - especially Beach Rd. Better than Ulladulla and Moruya.
Let's go to Batemans Bay for the weekend. Bayview and Soldiers, bro! It will be sik.
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noun.
A name for a person that is just straight up amazing. They know how to make you feel better when you're having a crappy day, and connect with you really well. They're generally pretty good looking, and have a really good personality and are just fun to be around. They can sometimes make you stressed out and make a big deal over little things, but in the end it makes you more attracted to them.
I thought I saw an angel walking down the street, but then I realized it was a Kristine Bateman.
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Something that is so horrendous and so awful, no one wants to try it
"You go first!" NO, YOU GO FIRST! I AM NOT DOING THE DIRTY BATEMAN!!!" "AAAAHHHHHH"
It is a good town, the people in it ruin it. Arguments get created over the tiniest thing and then fights begin. It's a giant game of Chinese Whispers.
Person: Are you going to Batemans Bay?
Girl: No way! That place is a shit hole!
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