BFC

Big Floppy cock

I want to stick my BFC in that hot girls tight rectum.

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BFC

BIG FUCKING CAN
The largest can of any consumer drink you will ever find.
Thank you monster.

Jerry: Dude that guy just chugged a BFC and had a heart attack!

SAWyer: I believe it, their huge.

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BFC

BFC, or big fucking can, is a 32oz. (1L) can of soda, normally an energy drink.

Monster Energy and Monster Energy Low-Carb both come in BFC size.

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BFC

BIG FUCKING CACTUS

Whilst traveling the southwest, a tourist may come across a desolate landscape populated by only that of cacti and passer by's.

(a band of tourists emerge from a car)

Tourist 1: "Hey Billy do ya see that thingamabob out there in the distance?"

Tourist 2: "Naw Bob, huh, whatcha see out there?"

Tourist 1: "Over thar!! You see it? A BIG FUCKIN CACTUS toppling over that there car!! "

Tourist 2: "Woah bra, its not every day you see a BFC. Can't wait to tell mah pops 'bout that one"

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BFC

Butt Fucking County. Somewhere remote, uncharted, with little or nothing to do or see. Somewhere where one usually gets stranded.

Guy 1: What's up man, we are waiting for you!

Guy 2: Aw, man, my car's engine broke down, and I'm here lost in the middle of BFC!

Guy 1: Oh...this must suck.

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BFC

Beatty Fucking Cunt

This normally refers to a male/female who has no friends and is a reject in society. Most likely to die a virgin. Quite frankly a LOSER!!!

"BFC alert....run!!!!!!!"
"There is a BFC behind us. Lets beat him up!"

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BFC

used to describe a chick who is big and fat. More often then not these girls may be named Carrie. B-Big F-Fat C-Carrie.

Dude 1~ "Hey dude, did you see that fat chick?"

Dude 2~ "Yeah, what a BFC! I wouldn't touch that with your shlong!"

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