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Historically, people with 3 letters in their name, such as Ian, have a severe case of BFPS. He does not get horny for skanks since they are skanky hoes.
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BFP is usually short for "Big Fucking Psomething". But in referring to relationships, it's a play on words for BFF, "Best Friends Forever". BFP is "Best Friends for Pleasure". Similar to FWB "Friends with Benefits" but better friends and better benefits. FWB is usually a temporary situation, where BFP is more permanent. Like someone in an open relationship might have a BFP. They are your go-to people you trust for regularly having group sex.
That 3-way was the most amazing thing ever, so we're upgrading you from our Gym Buddy to a BFP relationship.
Baby-free pussy
Man, I am tired of messy around with women my age. I need some of that BFP. What is that? Some baby-free pussy.
Big Fat Positive. Used in blogs where people are trying to conceive (TTC). It means you have a Big Fat Positive pregnancy test. Opposite of this would be BFN, which means Big Fat Negative. You have a negative pregnancy test.
I've been pretty convinced that I wouldn't see a bfp without the help of fertility specialist, but we conceived on our own.
Bigger Fucking Problems, used as an explanation or excuse as to why something hasn't gotten done. Often used in context as if it were a pseudo-medical condition.
"No, I haven't mowed the lawn -- I've had a pretty severe case of BFP this month."