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1.an acronim standing for "Buff My Pickle" can also be used in deferent forms ie.-buffed my pickle or buffing my pickle

2.buff my pickle(pickle refering to a dick,cock,or penis)

3.vulgar term-equivialent to "suck my dick"

4.often used by nerds when playing an online game to insult a recently defeated enemy or foe.

5.a way of showing that you are superior to someone in every way

1.owned!!bmp!!
2.this bitch knew she wanted to bmp!!
3.my girl totally bmp last night.
4.i just killed you!!!bmp,bitch!!!

by Dig Doug56 July 13, 2009

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bmp

also short for Bad Mental Picture

"NPR was talking about a woman who died on the toilet, fell onto her space heater, and melted-"

"ugh, BMP!"

by PsiFer March 15, 2006

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bmp

Black Man Porn

Self-Explanatory

Everyone in college is always watching that bmp, disgusting!

by EveryoneBMP May 12, 2010

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bmp

bmp referring to Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel who has a massive penis

"wow when i had bmp in me it felt good!"

All Tom Kaulitz could think of was bmp when he was jacking off.

fan girl 1:"bmp is mine"

fan girl 2:"no it is mine"

fan girl 3:"come on i think we could share bmp"

fan girl 1:"no no no no he is mine"

by meloney kaulitz December 6, 2010

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BMP-1

BMP-1

The BMP-1 is a Soviet amphibious troop carrier. It was introduced in 1967. It was armed with a bore gun and AT-3 Sagger. It could seat eight passengers in addition to the three crew members. The passengers could fire out of small holes about large enough for the muzzle of an AZ47 while inside the BMP-1 through small holes on the sides.

Type: amphibious APC
Dimensions: length 6750mm; width 2920mm; height 1470mm
Speed: land 55km/h; water 8 km/h
Range: 500 km
Weapons: 73mm smooth-bore gun with 40 rounds, AT03 Sagger ATGW launcher, 7.62PKT (co-axial) with 1000 rounds

The BMP-1 drove across the Siberian snow to reach Markovo, a remote town in the Russian state, Kamchatke.

by Rot April 7, 2005

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BMP-2

A russian IFV that is considered cancer in War Thunder

- Is that a bmp-2?
-Yeah, I shot at it and he used an atgm on me

by ROMANIA41 November 1, 2022


BMP

BMP stands for: Black. Male. Phobia. When a person has a deep fear (or hatred) towards all heterosexual black males. Different from racism and BMP only focuses on heterosexual black males specifically, whereas black females and gay black males are unaffected by BMP.

BMP (Black Male Phobia) is when a person (even black) is in the presence of a black male, and gets uncomfortable around them due to the black males heterosexuality and macho behavior. Causing the black male to have to suppress their "black maleless," to please the person in fear, and make them feel more comfortable, or the black male risks being vilified, losing their employment and being emasculated by that person. Similar to how a person who has a fear of gay people is called a homophone or homophobic.

King and his friend Nick are happily talking to each other about sports, until they walk into a store to buy themselves some lunch. A woman by the door who secretly identified herself as a racist and feminist see's them. She is uncomfortable by the black men's laid back body language, and bothered to see their happy faces as they talked to each other in slang, so she says something to them.

Kim says, "Hey boys, leave your toxic masculinity at the door thats not allowed! If you dont then I'll call security!"

Nick says, "Sorry mama, I didn't mean to scare you with my black heterosexual behavior."

He then raises his voice to be more "feminine like" and holds his head down to please the racist/feminist woman.

King says, "Thats so BMP! No mis, you just need to stop being a Black Male Phobic! If our 'black maleness' offends you? Then we're gonna have to sue you for discrimination."

Kim says, "Wow, so now you're gonna play the race card?"

King replies, "No mis, you dont have any right to discriminate against us for our gender, sexuality or skin color. Just because you call us 'toxic masculine' doesn't mean you dont hate black males. Thats just a passive way of calling us the n word."

Nick says, "Yeah, stop attacking us for being proud straight black men, because your acting like a BMP. I shouldn't have to act more feminine just to please you."

Kim says, "Ok, I'm sorry for calling you toxic masculine. I swear I'm not a black male phobic. Please dont sue me..."

by StraightBlackMenDoMatter September 25, 2020