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German maker of really reliable, well-built cars. E36 3 series hold up really well inside and out, are fun as hell to drive, the 4 cylinders get great gas mileage and decent pickup for their class with nice weight behind them, and they can be had for decent prices. They're really not so beyond many wages. BMW's 4-cylinder engines have always been their most durable... and they usually, when maintained decently, last DECADES.
Repairs CAN get more expensive than with other cars, but if you look around, find one with lower mileage (less than 120K,) don't drive like a wretched fucking asshole, have a good indie German specialist mechanic in your area, and can stay on top of stuff as it happens, you'll be alright, and might not even need to spend more money than you would on any other less-quality used car from the same time... and be driving a friggin' amazing car. Car and Driver rated E36s best car every year they were sold.
No comment or defense for the asshole drivers with the dreaded and very real BMW syndrome.
FRIENDLY REMINDER TO THE LESS ROAD-CONSCIOUS BMW DRIVER: Don't bring shame to such an awesome car company. Your turn signals. Fucking use them. YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT OKAY. Thanks so much.
The BMWs are sexehh.
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Bavarian Motor Works or in German Bayerische Motoren Werke also in German Bersten Mal Wieder or broken down again. In addition in English you can have Bought Mainly by Wankers.
That fuckwit Jim's bought a Beamer and he can't get it to start!
Well, it's live up to its acronym then, BMW, bought mainly by Wankers!
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Blacks, Muslims or Whites
Often referred to by asians as people they can/can't get with.
"he so wants u, get in there!"
"naa, the rents'll kill me if i get with a BMW"
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Body Made well. Term to describe an incredibly hot girl with a body of a goddess and a stunning face.
Or can be used to describe the BMW car. Also known as Bavarian Motor Works.
wow, that girl has a fine bmw.
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Best Motor Work- The greatest car make ever. Makes amazing vehicles.
Also stands for " Body made Well"
A person with a tight hot body and great face that makes you say damn when you see them.
I think I'm going to get myself a BMW one of these days.
Check her out, what a BMW!
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Beyond My Wages; stands for any item or person which is above you that you cannot possess because of it's rarity or expense.
When one is above a person in finances, wages, money or has something that another or most cannot afford.
That girl over there with the hot body and beautiful face probably requires a lot of upkeep, she's a BMW, Beyond My Wages.
That house is a real BMW at half a mil, beyond my wages.
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1. Black Man's Willy
2. Big Man's Willy
50 Cent got a BMW!
Peter Crouch got a BMW!
I wish I had a BMW
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