baboon

1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.
2.A crappy insult.

1. Kid - Wow, Thats a fat Baboon.
2. Kid - Your a D*ck faced baboon.

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babooning

When a guy (the pitcher) ass-fucks another guy (the catcher) with such vigor that the ass cheeks of the guy getting cornholed turn bright red. Often, babooning results in the pitcher getting a cherry belly as well.

Romeo used up an entire tube of lube last night while babooning Damian.

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baboon

B.A.B.O.O.N.- big ass boner out of nowhere

Nimit got a baboon after CJ and Hillary asked him if he was an ass or a titty man.

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Babooning

Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.

"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."

Baboonism

When a person or group of people act with no intelligence ie stupid unsociable behaviour together with their inability to reason or apply logic

I would use baboonism in context to a response

Ie. Why are they acting in that way?
" thats just baboonism "

the baboon

Someone who likes to shit in sinks whilst hanging from the ceiling. Usually they remove ceiling tiles and find pipes to hang from.

I went for a piss in work only to find the new guy doing the baboon.

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babooned

Getting your ass fucked so hard you look like a red assed macaque.

"Bitch, why you walkin funny?"
"Cuz that boy last night babooned my ass!"