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Baboon

A collateral effect of having anal sex without a lubricant, which occurs as a red rim around the brown eye. The effect brings associations with the baboons butt. Can be used as a humiliating revenge that leaves itchy memories.

She pissed me off being a smartass, so didnโ€™t lubricate my Johnson and gave her a red Baboon

by Krzychudab March 21, 2007

47๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


baboon

To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.

Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!

by doyouknowtheowenbrothers? November 30, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baboon

The creature trapped in Monica's vagina.

Daniel: What is that horrible shrieking noise!?!?!
Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.

by The Big Bopper July 30, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


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by timan March 24, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Babooning

A polite reference to someone in the next room having crazy loud monkey sex. Grunting and bedsprings are often heard coming from the walls. People who engage in babooning do not care if others can hear them, and often will only stop if you repeatedly bang on the walls and yell at them

*grunting noises from next room*
person 1: URGH! Their babooning again
person 2: I'll the ear plugs and you start banging on the wall

by imbirdgirl May 18, 2011


Baboon

A blackened or pigmented black person that has village instincts similar to that of a baboon. Eg. Beating their meat and chest

"This black fuck is being a baboon"

by Blackbarbiedoll January 12, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baboon

A 'baboon' is the equivilent of a rim job.

Oh man. She gave me such a hot baboon last night that it was a rusty trombone!

by Muff butt January 12, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž