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A girl you run back to when you runnin' low on the pu-tang
JaJuan: I saw you with Tymeka. Yall back together?
Mark: Nope. She just my baby momma. I don't love her tho.
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that sugar momma who is my bitch and has a nice ass and tits
that's my baby momma over thur
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When a marine going off to Japan wants to have a child but not the affection or baggage of a "female".
"I have the child now, but she was my baby momma. That bitch!"
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Your best friend that you love so much she your baby momma
Thats my Baby Momma right their okurrt
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Nigah woman who has been impregnated by some bum who has no intention of supporting his bastard child. She is usually about twenty years old and has already delivered three or four of these bastards by three or four different unemployed baby daddies. These impregnators are only seen when their steady is on the rag and they need a lay. Baby Momma is paid by the US government on a production scale. The more bastards produced, the bigger the income. She spends all the money on dope and the bastard children do without clothes and food. Granny usually takes up the slack. Baby Daddy usually brags about having ten children by six or eight Baby Mommas.
I have ten baby mommas who have a total of eighteen babies, eleven of them are mine!
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niggah now a baby momma is when u have 2 guls and u get 1 pregnant and you with the other gul niggah
damn dawg i hit my baby momma up last night
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A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes:
1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
See child support
Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
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