The Bachelor

An over-dramatized television program where people gather to drink, constantly bicker over nothing, gossip and cry over spilt milk.

"Did you see that heated argument on the Bachelor last night? So intense"

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bachelor

A single guy. A guy who hasn't gotten married. Single.

That guy will always be a bachelor, because he's ugly and stinks. Who would wanna marry him?

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Bachelorism

Also known as a "big, freaking brick wall of steel", Bachelorism refers to the state of being single and desperately needing to get married. The word originated from the YouTube documentary titled "Muslim Bachelorism" in which a Muslim-American youth struggles for companionship.

"I feel like my life is this road, and there's this big, freaking, brick-wall of steel, and it's called bachelorism."

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bacheloritis

A single straight adult male who lives alone and makes very minimal effort or no effort to cook and/or clean.

My brother always goes out to eat, and his apartment has a 2-inch-thick layer of dust on everything. He definitely suffers from bacheloritis.

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bachelorize

When a man gets dumped by his girlfriend and tries to cover up his humiliation by doing any of the following:
Buy a new wardrobe, buy some new electronics(tv, game system and games, new stereo, air conditioner) for the "bachelor pad", etc.

I called "so and so" this week to see how he was doing after I dumped him and he said he felt great. He went to Kmart and bought some clothes, an air conditioner, and digital cable. It was sad to see him blow all his money on getting bachelorized.

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bachelorism

Bachelorism is an a relationship status for single men who are bachelors. Bachelorism is somewhat of an epidemic that effects men who are single. The term was coined by Match.com in 2006 when they embarked on a quest to try to get single women to "cure men of bachelorism".

Match.com: Proud to support the fight against bachelorism.

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bachelor

Short for Bachelor of Science or B.S.C

Derived from Bum Sucking C**t.

A person who commonly posts humourless and uninteresting messages on a bulletin board.

James is a Bachelor.

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