Get Backers

Two young adults with wicked powers; one can conduct electricity like an eel, the other has a 300kg grip & can hypnotize his opponent for up to one minute. They use their gifts to steal back items for their clients.

We get back what shouldn't be gone! We're the Get Backers! We have an (almost) 100% success rate!

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brown backer

when you fuck someone so hard in the ass that they shit themselves

dude this fuckin chick shit all over my cock when i gave her a brown backer and i socked her in the face

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jaw backer

just another way of sayin chewin tobacco

"ay leroy lemme get some of that jaw backer"

backer classic

A song or other composition of musical quality with the ability to cause drunkards to break into dances including fist pumping, squatting low, grinding, circling up, hand clapping and pole licking. Will be stuck in ones head for 6-8 hours after hearing excerpts from lyrics in daily conversation. Similar to a backer jam but with extended longevity.

Rudy: I heard someone say "Turn Around" on the street today and had Total Eclipse Of The Heart in my head all afternoon.
Knute: What a backer classic!

smacker backer

someone who hits someone back in a playful way.

hey * smack * awww, *smack's back* - "you are such a smacker backer"

Backer-Inner

A Person who Always Backs Into Parking Spots and Driveways. This Allows them to Leave & Getout Quickly & on about your way quickly and easily. Rather than taking time pulling backwards in reverse each time you head off you take an extra couple moments to back in an Position Automobile Accordingly.

Im a lifelong Backer-Inner always pull in backwards because if I take that extra couple seconds getting there, I’ll be able leave Quick & Easy

taker-backer

A person who gifts something, then takes it back.

Now that we have the word "taker-backer" we don't have to sound like racists and use the phrase "Indian giver."

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