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bacon strips

In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.

#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.

#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.

by Mark Anthony Hinton March 24, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bacon strip

a thin strip of hair on the mons veneris, popular with the younger set

Lana, do you have a bald eagle, no I have a bacon strip.

by Steve March 5, 2003

34๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


BACON STRIPS

It came down originally bye EPIC MEAL TIME

BACON STRIPS & BACON STRiPS BACON STRIPS & BACON BACON STRIPS & BACON STRiPS STRiPS

by x1337 April 2, 2011

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bacon strip

your local police department

I'd sure love to blow the bacon strip sky high.

by Burl Sonny August 20, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bacon Strip

The use of bacon lingerie that is then taken off as a strip tease.

My girlfriend gave me a bacon strip, now I feel like the king of the world.

by Lexoz1 June 7, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bacon Strip

The poop streak left on floor when your cat drags ass across it after leaving the litter box.

Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.

by Apirella of the Kind October 15, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


bacon strip

One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.

OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!

by Bush59 September 20, 2009

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