gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

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job bag

A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.

Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks

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two bag job

Just in case one falls off

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job

Bag Job

When you are set up to be blamed for a crime

He was charged with murder and we know it is a bag job.