bagpipes

the missing link between music and noise.

zak: it's not quite music but it's not quite noise, what the hell is it?

Sara:oh that's bagpipes

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bagpipe

To have sex by using the armpit of another person for stimulation of the penis until orgasm. The term makes reference to the Irish and Scottish musical instruments of the same name: bagpipes have an airbag that is inflated by the performer, held under the arm, and squeezed. This term is heard most often among gays, but the act can be performed by hetero- or homosexuals.

"I humped my partner's armpit until I came, what we call a bagpipe."

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bagpipe

To use the armpit for sexual gratification.

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bagpipes

A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.

Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.

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bagpipe

Placing one's lips flush with the rim of another's asshole. With this formation, the 'bagpiper' proceeds to fart, releasing his pungent gas into the 'bagpipee's mouth. For a heightened experience, the 'bagpipee' 'plays the tune' by swallowing the 'bagpiper's fart.

While intoxicated at a party, Steve bagpiped his friend Danielle, leaving her with rather rank breath.

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Bagpipes

A sexual position in which the woman is laying down on her back and the man is sitting on her chest, directly above the breasts, facing the woman’s feet. As the woman licks the man’s anus, the man “titty fucks” her.
Then use of hands when in this position can vary depending on the participants needs.

Examples:
1) The man can use his hands to press the breasts closer together creating added friction between the breasts and penis while the woman uses her hands to further spread the butt cheeks apart allowing for a more aggressive “attack” of the anal cavity with her tongue.

2) The man uses his hands to pleasure the woman’s vaginal area while the woman uses her hands to press her breasts together
The application of lubricant is also suggested to avoid rashes on the breasts. Showers prior to this position are also strongly recommended.

I bet that Carl wants to play the bagpipes on that waitress!

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bagpipped

Getting rubbed in the face by a ballsack and then getting a surprise dick shoved in your mouth.

Bro, I totally bagpipped this bitch last night.