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chicks who date douche bags
Whoa. Chaz just found himself a new baguette. Chaz, my friend with a Moroccan goddess tan and roid rage that only rivals his infinity for shiny hair, got himself one of hundreds of baguettes.
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A baked cock that resembles a loaf of french bread.
Mike likes to eat baguettes that are shaved.
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To get pimp-slapped in the face with a hollow sheath of french bread...the sole act of aggression allowed within the walls of Panera.
"Don't eat all of Johnny's chips or he will baguette your face!"
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The name for the protruding chunky roll of skirt created by women who roll the top of their skirt up, to get the effect of wearing a shorter skirt or just to raise a skirt that is too low.
Person 1: She's got a baguette.
Person 2: Baguette?
Person 1: That chunky circle around her waist.
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A long ass piece of bread from the country known as France. Also baguettes are fucking delicious in every fucking way. If you don't like them I'll run you over with my tandem. They also make for a good sword.
Kyle: ewww what's that you got there (popular boy voice)
Fletcher: A fucking baguette you little bitch
Baguettes are a lovely food but also can be your best friend my baguette is very caring and can be the best one they are really pretty and if you get jealous then you can eat them and if you ask why you would get jealous is because of how beautiful they are.You might stumble into a baguette and if you do they will be the best friend you can ask for. If you want to date them you can she is absolutely fine.Her butt and boobs are the best features.they will also be very tall.
Ooh look baguette I'm going to ask to be her friend
Hmm
You might think I'm crazy
The way I've been cravin'
If I put it quite plainly
Just gimme them babies
So, what you doing tonight?
Better say, "Doin' you right" (yeah)
Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (yeah)
I don't wanna keep you up (you up)
But show me, can you keep it up? (It up)