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A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.
Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.
An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome
"Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart!"
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a game that is made up in teenager's basements... all you need is a ball that bounces and shit to break.
can be kicked, thrown, paddled, etc between two people. the smaller the room, the better.
Jimmy put a huge fucking hole in my wall last time we played assball.
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When you play ball with your ass
Hey Joey do you wanna play ass ball?
A term used to describe the way you properly march backwards in marching band. Means "balls of the feet to the AstroTurf".
Band director: "For this next set, this is a backwards slide."
Section leader: "Guys remember, balls to the ass!"
An ass ball is a human being cowering in a tight fetal position. Most used in the context of "to curl into an ass ball"
Oh my god, he's coming! Quick, curl into an ass ball for defense!
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a terrible situation that has no redeeming qualities
person1: hey look! that mexican put stickers all over his car like it's a friggin Hot Wheel!
person2: THAT is just balls and ass walking.
person1: i know, right?
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