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An employee that won't move unless you hit them with something (metaphorically speaking). An employee who lacks initiative and the ability to grasp the "big picture."
She is such a golf ball employee she won't learn anything new unless she fears for her job.
A cutie. A clean golf ball implies that you’re clean and active. You’re cute and you text back fast!
Ooh johnathan is such a clean golf ball!!
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1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.
2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.
Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her?
Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.
Baggers: Rancid cans?
Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.
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when a white male dips his genitals in milk and has sex with a black woman..
i had the milk handy so i figured why not cool my boys down grab my girl and enjoy a chocolate golf ball...
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Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
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To be riddled with acne.
And chalk skin.
And scars all over the place.
Nice.
Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?
Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!
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Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
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