Cock and Balls Syndrome

A genetic disorder caused by the X and Y chromosome. This debilitating disorder is a lifelong journey. People with Cock and Balls syndrome can be identified by the presence of a phallic structure protruding from the front pelvis and a "sack" containing testicles attached to the aforementioned structure. Those with the Syndrome suffer from frequent erections and testosterone. If you or a loved one suffer from Cock and Balls Syndrome, to relieve pain, give the penis a little suck.

Straight up bro I was diagnosed at birth with Cock and Balls Syndrome. I have chronic erections.

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Dry Ball Syndrome

The time period in between any two blowjobs; where one feels like they missing out on blowjobs.

Simon "Wet Dick" Bergeron, the sole member of the Fellatio Truth Movement has never experienced Dry Ball Syndrome.

John: Whats up?
Mike: Nothing much, just starting to think I have Dry Ball Syndrome, its been like 3 weeks since I've gotten head.

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inverted ball syndrome

A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.

See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor

Jeff would have came to the party if he didn't have a wicked case of inverted ball syndrome.

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sweaty ball syndrome

When your balls are sweaty such as excersize such as fuckin' a girl, playing in the marching band, or doing jumping jacks in 100 degree weather

After Johnson blew his flute and marched around he contracted a case of sweaty ball syndrome

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turtle balls syndrome

turtle balls syndrome aka T.B. syndrome
T.B syndrome is when your dick shrivles into
small baby shit mess. Often girls look at this
as a fuckin disgrace to man kind. You get this when
you lick a turle anas when inserting your cock into its mouth
while sayin,"i'm a dirty turtle fucker"

Brittany:let me see your penis
Ryan:alright
(Ryan pulls down pants)
Brittany: what the hell is that!! its like a damn green bean...
Ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle balls syndrome

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raging balls syndrome

otherwise known as rbs

a condition where a person prone to violent outburst of anger typically giving sack wacks and or punching either people or inanimate objects.

he had a terrible condition called raging balls syndrome

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Sticky ball Syndrome (SBS)

when a males "ball sack" start to stick to anything and everything. Most times you have to dance a little to get them to unstick

guy 1: hey man what are you doing?

guy2: i got a bad case of Sticky ball Syndrome (SBS)

guy1: oh man... that sucks

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