Balz is a ginger boy. He‘s quiet but ready to fuck his best friends mum! And yes he got red pubes too. He also is the most intelligent in every room with exception of Stephen Hawkin. In switzerland you would call him a „ gaile figger“!!!
Yesterday i had the night of my life, he was a real Balz!
This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis
When one testicle hangs so much lower than the other , that it causes the corresponding eyebrow of the higher testicle to raise .
She kicked him in the nuts so hard that he still had Balz Palsy days later.
Balzed Syndrome
When someone becomes a clone of balzedwhore
They used to be a fun and friendly american boy until they converted into a "giga chad", making them useless from now on
Person one: bro i think tony has Balzed Syndrome
Person two: huh? Why do you think that?
Person one: well he started being misogynistic and said shit like "only in ohio bro"