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When you baptize the car you exceed 100 mph for the first time.
You should baptize the car right now!
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when a girl is riding your face and squirts so much that you end up almost drowning but it's the best experience ever
me: dude I just got lesbian baptized
other: holy fuck are you for real!?
completely translated from the swedish expression "toalettdöpa" (toilet baptize) which is the same as "swirling". you grab a guy and put his head down into a toilet and then flush!
Next time that guy shows up, we're gonna toilet baptize him
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"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."
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Baptizing your car is when you exceed 100 mph for the first time.
I’m about to baptize your car.
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When someone out-done's someone else
yooo that kid just got baptized
Extremely difficult and painful.
Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.