Barm

a Barm is a visios, manipulative tipe of man.
At first he may appear as a kind and gentle soul,but soon he changes and shows you his true horrible colours.
He can't give an emotional support, and when he "can" show you any kind of emotional support, it's only when it's comfrtable to him.
He will leave you at the time you will need him the most. He's gonna blame you in most of your relatbel problems, constantly saying you're over reacting when he is the one that acting in the most unorthodox way and you just respond to it not in the matter that he would like.
He will ignore your tears and he will play with your emotions by pushing you and pulling you in and out of his life . You will always feel anaware with how things are heading with him and you, and he will keep you unaware until it breaks you.
He is condesended and spoiled, and most of all egotistic. And he will always find a way to make you feel like he is

a better person then you.
You'll never gonna feel like him apologizing is genuine and the axcuse is that you chose to get hurt and not him hurting you.
He has low confidence and high self asteam.
He's gonna make you feel like you the one that needs to change and not him. He paints himself as perfect.
He will never make you feel like he will come for your sake of good.

If it's not comfrtable for him, then most likely it's not for him. He will never step out of his comfot zone for you.
He will stay with you only in the good times and live you in bad times.

You should never date him. He's gonna barm" you"

Barmed

Verb: to shit ones self
Derived from the scouse term for a bread roll; barm.
To say someone has barmed it, is to say their bumcheeks resemble the two buns in a curry barm.

"Arr lad, remember when I fronted that maggot?!"
"Yeah man, he curry-barmed it. Proper messed his trousers."

Barmes

The rising ultimate, best up-and-coming thing, the emerging greatest.

Also:

A newcomer who brings a different and successful aspect to a game or competition.

I just picked up a total Barmes on my fantasy squad today.

That drunk girl last night thought she was a complete Barmes until she started puking on herself.

My friend Ryan thinks he possesses Barmes-like hockey qualities but in reality he is actually awful.

Those weed brownies yesterday made me play softball like a Barmes or Babe Ruth in 1927.