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barneyed

to be serenaded by a man on the pretext of love and then to sleep with him and his sudden disappearance for good after the sleeping part is done with. .

ohh god , robin don't tell me you got barneyed. .!

by raunak_k November 23, 2008


Barney

Barney is a high dinosaur. He had drugs in his tail all the time. He brainwashes the kids by making them sing songs. That is how they became the crack looking popstars they are today. Barney would make them sing and then give them "sugar" which was actually cocaine. Barney is a big purple bitch. "Know one even knew Barney was a drug dealer and buyer" said Doctor Johnny Dee "Know one even knew the kids Selena and Demi would become crack looking popstars" said Doctor Jessica Blevins

Barney: He kids lets sing a song!
Kids: No you big purple ass bitch

Barney: I'll give you sugar
Kids: Really? Yay!
Barney: Ok lets sing
Barney and kids: Barney is a purple dinosaur that gives kids sugar
Kids: *gets brainwashed*
Barney: Now to turn them in to crack looking popstars with my cocaine.
Barney: *gets arrested*
Barney: *escapes jail and goes back to the kids*
Kids: We missed you barney
Barney: Me too
Barney: Wants some sugar?
Kids: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kids: *grows up to be crack looking popstars*

by SnowyPenguin July 24, 2018

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Barney

Some purple dinosaur that we hope soon catches on fire gets saved and then shot three times gets saved and then we just cut the mofo's head off and feed it to the rottweillers outside the studio. Then the kids start cheering and kick cremate the rest of his fucking body!

Barney is on fire! YAY!

by Tommy Vercetti June 2, 2004

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barney

In Australia to have a "Barney" means to have a fight or arguement

i had a barney with me best mate last night

by ShinJiOh March 14, 2004

76๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Barney

A purple and green-spotted dinosaur world famous for being on the self titled pre-k daytime TV show "Barney". His annoying voice oh-so-cheerful disposition and plastered-on smile have charmed kids under 5 for many years now. Fortunatly for the sane population, Barney has lost some of his popularity over the past few years,much to the disappointment of his parental fan-base. With any luck this dancing dino will be an example of pre-k pop-culture gone extict.

Barney has hypno powers. He can make rowdy 3-year-olds sit down for a whole HALF HOUR! Who could have guessed??

by MythKid07 January 17, 2006

62๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


barney

A small-town, provincial putz of a policeman. The name represents "Barney Fife", the bumbling, inept deputy sherfiff from the "Andy Griffith Show." The typical small-town Barney is a doughnut-chomping fat bastard whose only purpose is to write as many speeding tickets and seat belt "safety" violations to out-of-town licence plated cars as humanly possible. This daily pattern continues until the barney has padded his resume sufficiently to move on to a real job far from the provincial putzville which was his first job for a couple of years. The outrageous pattern of excessive ticket-writing also works in the favor of the inbred, corrupt, fuck-headed town officials who reap an obscene profit from the fine largesse. This, in turn, self justifies the continuance of the salary for the Barney. This pattern is particularly effective in towns which are so ridiculously quiet and small that an actual "law enforcement officer" has no substantive reason to be on the public payroll. The next time you are pulled over in some backward Hooterville for driving 4 MPH over the posted limit, remember where your fine money is going.

Damn, Frank was only going 27 in the 25 zone but the Barney pulled him over anyway!

by Frank Klaune April 25, 2005

93๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


barney

Big, dark to purple penis.

I gave her barney last night and she loved it.

by Panfilo Seisnueve June 12, 2008

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