Barrows Stick

A penis that is marked by its enormity and ability to make slutty college girls refer to it simply as "huge". Stories surrounding this allegedly massive chunk of man meat involve making girls cum multiple times during sexual interactions, a ton of alcohol, yearning for puffy pink nipples and boatloads of pornography.

Steve: "The Barrows Stick needs to be let out of its cage. It's been forever."
Prescott: "You mean the acorn?"
Steve: "No. I mean the Barrows Stick. It's huge and deserves a good home."

Barrow, Alaska

A town of 5,000 people in the middle of fucking nowhere on the very tip (aka North Slope) of northern Alaska on the Arctic Ocean. It's colder than a witch's tit up there, and never gets warmer than -10 degrees for 6 months. For two months in the summer, the sun never sets, and in the winter, it's constantly dark. Most of the town suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder. There's absolutely no civilization for 400-500 miles in either direction. There's nothing to do there except drill oil and masturbate.

I moved to Barrow, and now I want to blow my fucking brains out.

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Barrowing

bar-OH-eeng v. - the act of sharing items in a cold climate. Not to be confused with the Alaskan town of Barrow.

AK Native 1: Are you going to eat all of that muktuk (whale blubber) or, will you be giving your brother some, too?

AK Native 2: How do you expect me to stay warm for the winter, if I go barrowing out my stock pile?

AK Native 1: Greedy, but good point.

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Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

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Barrow in Furness

Ideally situated between Heysham Nuclear power station to the south, the faltering Sellafield Nuclear reprocessing plant to the north and The Nuclear Submarine Facility in the town centre. The background radiation gives Barrow a Mediterranean climate.
Residents of Barrow also enjoy 20% unemployment, chronic heroin addiction (dubbed Heroin Capital of the North), extreme violence and the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Barrow can also proudly claim to have 3 of the its shore lines in Britains top 10 polluted beaches.

So why not try a place with a difference and try Barrow!

"The Seaside town, that they forgot to close down"

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Floppy Barrow

Kinda like tennis, kinda like throwing bike tyres around with broomsticks -

Floppy Barrow can be played as a casual (Hacky-Like) game or a competetive (Court-like) Game.

Who's up for a game of floppy barrow?

Barrow-In-Furness

the home of teenage pregnancies, crackheads and the legendary gurnie

“Barrow-In-Furness is a shithole but it’s our shithole”

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