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bastards

Those responsible for the death of Kenny on South Park.

"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"

by Scott Lanway June 24, 2004

866πŸ‘ 272πŸ‘Ž


bastard

An Australian unit of measurment often used to describe extraordinary measures, particularly that of people and the weather. can be used as a noun, verb and adjective.

He ran like a bastard
It's blowing 40 bastards
It's a bastard of a day

by harro123 February 9, 2011

26πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


bastard

β€’ child without married parents
β€’ One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
β€’ The killer of kenny
β€’ A 70's band which changed thier name to MotΓΆrhead and became one of the best bands ever.

Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

3627πŸ‘ 1378πŸ‘Ž


Bastardous

(adj): Describes any action indicative of a bastard.

Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.

Synonymous to Bastardly.

"Dude, you just tried to sneak a block lead into my coffee.....what a Bastardous thing to do."

by DuexTres April 1, 2009

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bastard

Derogatory for a willfully problematic person not only intent on not helping anyone but himself, but doing things to hinder others. The true bastard is one to twelve steps lower than an asshole, because nobody needs a bastard. Assholes are needed to let shit out. Bastards push you into shit for their own amusement.

1- What kind of bastard takes the bolts off a port-a-john?

2- You're intentionally making the arguement worse, you bastard.

by Riftalope February 12, 2007

82πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


bastardization

The act of changing a word to suit your own needs.

I bastardized BUDDY into BUDZ; sounds better and saves a syllable!

by Shmouse May 23, 2005

147πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Bastards

Usually known as children born before the parents are married; Sometimes used to name the many sperm cells after a good fuck; The people that kill Kenny, which includes his friends, death, god (please remember this is South Park), and even himself; anyone who acts far beyond the range of a regular jackass, asshole, or overall ass who gets on your nerves alot, and I do mean ALOT.

-Those Bastards in online games keep stealing all my stuff.
-GET THOSE BASTARDS
-Damn, The bed is covered in bastards.

by Boltstrike November 11, 2007

47πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž