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bastard

• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.

Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

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Bastardous

(adj): Describes any action indicative of a bastard.

Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.

Synonymous to Bastardly.

"Dude, you just tried to sneak a block lead into my coffee.....what a Bastardous thing to do."

by DuexTres April 1, 2009

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Bastard

Derogatory for a willfully problematic person not only intent on not helping anyone but himself, but doing things to hinder others. The true bastard is one to twelve steps lower than an asshole, because nobody needs a bastard. Assholes are needed to let shit out. Bastards push you into shit for their own amusement.

1- What kind of bastard takes the bolts off a port-a-john?

2- You're intentionally making the arguement worse, you bastard.

by Riftalope February 12, 2007

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bastardization

The act of changing a word to suit your own needs.

I bastardized BUDDY into BUDZ; sounds better and saves a syllable!

by Shmouse May 23, 2005

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Bastards

Usually known as children born before the parents are married; Sometimes used to name the many sperm cells after a good fuck; The people that kill Kenny, which includes his friends, death, god (please remember this is South Park), and even himself; anyone who acts far beyond the range of a regular jackass, asshole, or overall ass who gets on your nerves alot, and I do mean ALOT.

-Those Bastards in online games keep stealing all my stuff.
-GET THOSE BASTARDS
-Damn, The bed is covered in bastards.

by Boltstrike November 11, 2007

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bastard

n, A person whose actions are motivated out of necessity rather than a moral code based around being perceived as nice or good.

antonym: dreamer

Movie: Flight of the Phoenix (2004)
Stuck in the desert with dwindling water supplies, Elliott (the bastard) executes an injered enemy against the wishes of the other suvivors, as he would die eventually anyway and they would have no chance of surviving were they to share water with him.

by Dyslexic Bibliophile April 28, 2007

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Bastardic

Bastard-like; something a bastard might do

EXAMPLE 1:
X: "Yeh, he put loads of gravel in my running shoes so I lost the year group race..."
Y: "That's just bastardic!"

EXAMPLE 2:
X: "I spent the entire night whining about Tommy. He really annoys me."
Y: "He's your best friend! You can be quite bastardic at times, y'know that?"

by Lansing108 February 5, 2008

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