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an attention whore who is secretly gay but who poses as a tough guy in public so both men and women will undress him with their eyes.
Brad Pitt is an inglorious basterd
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One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.
Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:
1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.
2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.
3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.
4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.
5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
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A child who is born to unmarried parents and who was conceived by turkey baster insemination.
That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.
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A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster
I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd
A guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd
My dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat ass good for nothing fat basterd
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