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While having sex with a girl, at the point of climax pull out a gun and kill both her parents.
Yeh man, i was with this girl last night and i did The Batman on her.
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planking from an inverted position so that your feet are flexed on the top of an object. gives the appearance that one is a bat, or batman
batmaning is way more intense than planking
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the highest compliment one can give a seemingly ordinary person for acts of spontaneous or sometimes unnoticed heroics
William: "Whoa, did you see that guy just disarm the bank robber before he could hurt anyone?"
Alan: "He is batman!"
Also seen in an episode of Seinfeld when George refers to Kramer as batman
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The act of pulling out during doggy style, then saying "To the batcave!" And proceeding to put it in her ass.
Hey babe, you wanna try batmanning tonight? It'll be fun!
When you tie up your girl, then have your way with her. An once you finish, you say “I’m The Batman” an disappear into the night.
You made it out for drinks!
How did you get away from the wife tonight?
I pulled the The Batman on her.
Babe! Where did you go last night!!?
You left me tied up and the cops showed up.
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Batman is quite possibly the greatest superhero ever created.
Batman is a great superhero because he has no lame superpowers like Superman or Spider-Man. Instead Batman is just a rich guy in a cool costume.
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to very slyly sneak away from a situation or people because they/it are boring, stupid, annoying, slappable or also just because you wanna do your own thing. Similar to what Batman does to Commissioner Gordon on the daily
Some guy: "Dude that sounds awesome, cant wait for that stripper foam neon Jersey Shore party! Nathan can you wait for the....where did he just go, wasn't he just here?"
Not Nathan: "You know he loves to batman his way out of here when he wants to play piano. Thing of beauty really"
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